Top 10 video game villains! Here's my top 10:
1. AKUMA!!! He's such a badass! How could he NOT make it to number 1?!
2. Gannondorf. In Hyrule, he's the BADDEST mutha****a on the set! Don't deny it!
3. Dark Link. He's like Link, but evil... AND BLACK!
4. Calypso. He's one TWISTED mother****er! (but in a cool way!)
5. Big Boss. Cross Solid Snake with Sean Connery then make him into a bad guy... THIS is who you'll get!
6. Cervantes. "Give me your soul!" Need I say more?
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Okay then! He's a mutha****in PIRATE! A SOUL TAKING ZOMBIE PIRATE! HAHAHA! Awesome!
7. Hojo. Come on now... we all know he's the REAL villain of Final Fantasy VII!
8. Psycho Mantis. Psychic powers, evil, gas masks, kinky leather... He'sgot it all! Who WOULDN'T want those things?!
9.Sephiroth. Sure, he's overrated. But I still think he deserves to be on this list. Just BARELY on this list, as opposed to being number 1, like MOST people have him at.
10. Sweet Tooth. Napalm and Ice Cream... Only a TRULY awesome person could find a way to mix those two TRULY awesome things together into one sweet bringer of carnage and destruction! And that TRULY awesome person is Sweet Tooth!
So.....
Who's YOUR top 10???
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