Top Ten Ways To Die In A Video Game

XRoxasX · 08-22-08, 02:23 PM

Orchid's way rocks XD....

I remember I laughed for 1 hour playing Battletoads XD...

Top 10 Ways to Die in a Video Game

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JediSupersonic · 08-22-08, 11:24 PM

Mario even made it on that list? lol

999 · 08-23-08, 01:17 AM

How is seeing boobies before you die a BAD way to die?! For us straight men, that's a GREAT way to die! We might be dying, but at least we get to see some tits before we kick the bucket! HAHAHAHAHA!

Squall Leonhart · 08-24-08, 01:51 AM

thats not a great way to die???.... I mean... you can probably be a poor guy who has never seen a pair of them.... and and as soon as you have the chance to see them... you die!?... no way!! LOL....

LOL .. it was awesome... funny...

XRoxasX · 08-24-08, 10:05 PM

Boobies forever guys XD

999 · 08-24-08, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Squall Leonhart

thats not a great way to die???.... I mean... you can probably be a poor guy who has never seen a pair of them.... and and as soon as you have the chance to see them... you die!?... no way!! LOL....

LOL .. it was awesome... funny...

Hey, I'm just sayin... SOME PEOPLES' last sight before they die is the horrible sight of their gruesome death that awaits them! That's probably a scary ****in sight, ESPECIALLY if it's a terrible death! But with the tittie death, you got something to distract you before you're killed, taking your mind off of the fact that you're about to die and there's NOTHING you can do about it! It gives a silver lining to the innevitability of your death! Like, sure, you're about to die, but at least you won't notice bercause you'll have giant titties in your face! You'll be thinking "Alright! Take it off!" and then BAM!!! Before you kow it, you're dead! Compare that to the guy hearing the words "FINISH HIM!!!" and the thought HE has in his head before his spine gets ripped out through his colon! He SAW that **** coming! Besides, how many people can have an obituary that says "SO-And-so. Died at age who-gives-a-****. Cause of death: Awesome titties all up in his face! Such awesome titties HIS HEAD EXPLODED!!!" Now imagin what a kid dying of cancer or AIDS or some other tragic disease is thinking: "Man, I wish I had an awesome death like that, rather than sitting in this cold room, awaiting the slow and agonizing doom that awaits me! THAT GUY died with titties in his face! Without even knowing he was gonna die! No slow pain, no sickness, no grief or feelings of fear or anxiety! Just 'Oh my god! That lady has a HUGE rack!' and then BAM!!! He's dead!" I say, DISEASE is a worse way to die than titties in your face! MUCH worse!

XRoxasX · 08-25-08, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 999

hey, i'm just sayin... Some peoples' last sight before they die is the horrible sight of their gruesome death that awaits them! That's probably a scary ****in sight, especially if it's a terrible death! But with the tittie death, you got something to distract you before you're killed, taking your mind off of the fact that you're about to die and there's nothing you can do about it! It gives a silver lining to the innevitability of your death! Like, sure, you're about to die, but at least you won't notice bercause you'll have giant titties in your face! You'll be thinking "alright! Take it off!" and then bam!!! Before you kow it, you're dead! Compare that to the guy hearing the words "finish him!!!" and the thought he has in his head before his spine gets ripped out through his colon! He saw that **** coming! Besides, how many people can have an obituary that says "so-and-so. Died at age who-gives-a-****. Cause of death: Awesome titties all up in his face! Such awesome titties his head exploded!!!" now imagin what a kid dying of cancer or aids or some other tragic disease is thinking: "man, i wish i had an awesome death like that, rather than sitting in this cold room, awaiting the slow and agonizing doom that awaits me! That guy died with titties in his face! Without even knowing he was gonna die! No slow pain, no sickness, no grief or feelings of fear or anxiety! Just 'oh my god! That lady has a huge rack!' and then bam!!! He's dead!" i say, disease is a worse way to die than titties in your face! Much worse!

Yup awesome man Bobbies then is the best way to die.... :P
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