[KefkaPalazzo]

My name is Kefka Palazzo, but you scum that walk the planet know that! This is my story!

I was born in that Rathole called Vector, into two kind slave folks house. They served Emporer Gesthal, working their fingers to the brim, they come home aching with pain almost daily, battered and beaten! Serving that monarchial bugger!

At age 7, I was sent to train with the Court Mage, whilst Gesthal began plotting.

What? You want me to bridge the little 7 year gap?! Why should I explain that?!
Gah, fine!

Where should I start... the first 7 years... the day I was born serve you impatient lot?! My first minutes were excellent! Surrounded by the gold, colors, was I a king? No! I was only born there because my mother was serving Gesthal food stuffs! The next hour was when my parents went back to the grind.

My mother said bluntley "No." and ran off with me clutched close to her breast. Not letting go 'till we came to safety. Unfortunately for her, the wench got caught and had dogs at her throat, ripping her flesh to shreds in their sharp-toothed maw.

The guards who sent the dogs to attack put me in a nursery, when Father got home, he was too tired to pay me any mind. I dispise him for this!

In my 6th year alive, I was subject to the contorted metal machine that Gesthal called "MAGITEK SUBMISSION ROOM" This room consisted of kids my age and older being strapped down in a capsule, and being forced to sit still until the process was finished.

The fear gripped me as I went to the machine. twisted wires had came together at a head band looking object. a large syringe filled with blue liquid protruded from the back of the capsule. small taiser like things were cluttered where one was to lay their back, along with the needle. A scientist had a gaurd throw me carelessly in there, then flip the switch. It felt like 1000 Needles from 20 Cactaurs! And that was only the needle! The taiser things jolted me and caused me to flinch and tic uncrontrollably. I let a out a helpless yelp, but those reaserchers didn't give a rats arse weather or not I died!

The crown came down on my head...the worst of this contraption! my brain was temporarily dead, like a laser had came square in my fore head. and knocked my brains out.

I looked around afterward,, still in the chamber. gaurds throwing...BODIES?! They threw them heaped up, one came to my chamber and muttered something and pointed, others ran up to me. Gesthal entered the room.

"Whats your name?" He said with a sly, meniacal smile. "K-Kefka!" my poor child self exclaimed.


Now that we've gapped the 7 year gap you so rightiously wanted, we can get on with the main story!

The court mage and I went to the Fiargo desert. I hate hate hate HATE Fiargo! The sandpit!

I learned the spell "Fire" after 3 months of training. Next off, we went to Narshe, as we weren't at war with them at the moment. There I learned "Blizzard" after 5 months. Where to learn Thunder? On a stormy mountain! Mt. Zozo was perfect.We were mugged, but I saved our money with a powerful "THUNDER" spell.

When we returned to Vector a year later.

At age 16, I was appointed Court Mage. A girl asked me to save her mother. I smiled at her and said. "Death isn't avoided little creature!" I casted thunder in front of her, sending her crying funny little tears!

4 months later, I met Terra. The little menace wasn't a menace then, only a babe that clogged the castle space.
She scared me for a reason when I saw her. Probably because she would be the one fated to kill me! I hate her as well, with a burning passion!

Then I met Leo... I HATE HATE HATE Leo! He always put life before duty. Holpeful scum!

When the war started, I was 35, I put a crown on Terra, making her a mind slave. I sent her with Biggs and Wedge to Narshe to recover an Esper. I don't know what happened, but she escaped, and Biggs and Wedge were never found.

I traveled to Fiargo to see if Edger heard anything of it... But I knew he had, so I burned his castle in order to get him to give me Terra.

He brought her...but he took her and a theif with him, I sent Magitek, but Terra destroyed them! I cursed frequently, sand in my boots...URGH! The nerve of Edger!

Scince I couldn't capture Fiargo, Gesthal sent me to Doma, neutral little feinds. I had to go with Leo, which made the trek all the worse!

We went to a small desrted area outside of Doma and set up camp. To make a long story short... Leo left me in charge, two bafoons attacked me, and I poisoned drinking water! Theres nothing better than Thousands of voices screaming in unison, don't you agree?

Next I saw the Returners was at Narshe. They were defending an Esper, likely the one that killed whats their names!

They defeated my troops...and myself! My blood boils at this point in the story!

Well, we had found some Espers in our world after that, we took them and drained them of their powers. But the Returners came up with a better Idea! Turning them into Magicite! I watched as a former ally of mine, Celes, and the theif argued about Celes being a spy for the Empire. Just for fun I watched this! The research facility crumbled to the ground, I sent cranes for their Airship, but even the cranes ability to absorb fire and lightnin, they were fallen.

Our next stop was the Esper gate. I followed Terra to the place, I couldn't help but laugh. They found it for me! I had to fight first, but I saw Espers attack everything!

I was put in jail... "All a part of the plan!" Gesthal said.

When I got free, we attacked the Returners who stayed in Vector, but they escaped in the Airship to Thamasma.

When I got their, I turned all the Espers into Magicite! Then I ordered the Magitek soldiers to burn the city! Watching little children fall and burn with the ground was almost so delightful, I almost died laughing!

But my laughing ended when Leo came...He fought my shadow and won against it, but I came at him with a sword and fell him!

Thats all you need to know about me, the rest...Read it in your history books...

Life...Hope...Dreams...Where do they come from, and where are they going?

This question I've answered in my long tranquil rest.

Souls, you ask, my soul? Well...

I'll make it blunt...

Nothing ever really ends...

Uwee he...Uwee he...Uwee he he he he~

((Fanfic made by M.L. 2008 Jan.1))

[Squall Leonhart]

hey welcome Kefka... I hope you enjoy

did you write that?.... very good man... explains very good Kefka's life

[KefkaPalazzo]

Thanks for welcoming me!

Glad you liked it! It took me 4 days to finish, but I think it turned out real well!

[Squall Leonhart]

yeah its great man.... keep it up

[incognitoinnominate]

It's good, sort of a tale on "How you became evil".
I like it because it is written boldly from the evil guy's point of veiw, not "this guy is bad, we fight for what is right", sort of thing.
Q. Why did they do the brain machine thing?

[KefkaPalazzo]

Ah, glad you liked it as well! My work seems to have paid off!

The brain machine was there to give him comprehension of future spells he would learn.

[Cloud07]

Ya it's pretty good. Keep it up :)